Lazy People

Dear Lazy students,

I'm going to start this off by saying that I cannot stand certain lazy people in my classes. I understand that I am the king of being lazy so you might be wondering why I am contradicting myself in a way... but this is why. There is a difference between being a lazy student and being a lazy person. Being a lazy student means that you don't complete assignments on time or you show up late to class because you claim that you didn't hear the minute bell, or there are lazy people that sit in class and don't push in their chairs when they leave the room. I mean come on... Is it really that hard to push in a chair?! You can push your chair in with your hand, your arm, your waist, your foot, or your face.. I don't even care how you do it! I find myself constantly running in to chairs not pushed in and pushing those cheap budget cut chairs or falling over on my face. I don't know about you, but I kind of like my face and would rather not explain to people that I have to get stitches in my cheek because I fell over a chair that was purposely left out. Push in your chairs and we won't have a problem. Thanks