Why are you stealing my candy? I started off my peculiar morning with a shower, which consisted of nothing but freezing cold water, and then ended my school day with you stealing my candy.. Dude, it's MY candy, not yours! I went out of my way to go and pick up my daily delicious handful of candy from the exceptionally generous receptionist, as you planned your plot to steal it. I walked into class with an obnoxious smile on my face and offered one piece of candy (out of five pieces of candy) to you. I ate two right away and was left with two for myself ( I did the math for those who might not have a fully developed brain). After we shared an exhilarating moment together snapping a selfie... I look down to see that you stole one of my pieces of candy! Bro! WHY?You owe me candy and a new car for my loss. BOOM!
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